8 Reasons A Kindergarten Teacher is the Hardest Job Around

8 Reasons A Kindergarten Teacher is the Hardest Job Around

 

Some people think a kindergarten teacher is an easy job.

We often get asked, “Why are you so tired?” by well meaning relatives that usually have office jobs.

Well, let me see.

I was interrupted over 20 times in the span of five minutes. I was too busy to eat lunch or use the bathroom. My principal observed me right as one of my students was having a major melt down. Need I go on?

Yes, I will.

 

The beginning months will kill you.

 

Teaching is tiring. But, the first few months of the school year in a kindergarten classroom are downright emotionally and physically ex-haus-ting!!

They cry.

They have no concept of waiting for a turn.

And, that’s just the parents.

 

 

All kidding aside, herding cats is the only realistic way it can be described.

Students must be taught how to walk in line, use a pencil and cut in a straight line. Procedures, procedures, procedures need to be modeled and practiced.

By early afternoon, everyone is ready to pack it in. A kindergarten teacher is asked, “When are we going home?” every two minutes until the final bell rings.

 

Multitasking is an understatement.

 

The word multitasking doesn’t do justice to the feats a kindergarten teacher undertakes. Doing one thing at a time is impossible with 24 five and six-year olds.

As soon as you begin to help one student there is a swarm of little people asking you to tie their shoes, sharpen their pencils or get them a band aid for a cut that isn’t even visible to the naked eye. Then, there are the helpful students that bring you a staple they found on the floor or show you that their book has a tiny tear in one of the pages.

Fighting the urge to hide in the supply closet, we patiently solve each problem. Other times, we scream, “I am only one person,” as our students look at us like we have lost our ever-lovin minds.

 

Testing is a disaster.

 

Yes, almost every kindergarten teacher is expected to test students now on a computer.

Who came up with that idea? Well, definitely not a kindergarten teacher. Students scream they don’t understand what to do. They cry. They click through every problem without listening.

Why? Because they are five. They are developmentally not ready.

The results are never accurate. In my opinion, kids at this age need to be tested one on one. They need to be given examples beforehand on what they are being asked to do.

What is even worse is that teachers are often evaluated on these highly unreliable scores.

 

 Parents hover.

 

When we talk about helicopter parents there should be a picture of kindergarten parents with their noses pressed to the window.

They want to know how their children interact, perform and function, in often times, their very first school setting.

In future grades, parents will have this information from us, the kindergarten teachers.  But for now, every academic or social issue elicits after hours texts and requests for conferences.

A first born child’s parent is the stuff nightmares are made of. I know because I was Freddy Kruger with my first child. The second one, I sent off with a kiss and a smile.

 

Unrealistic expectations are enforced.

 

I started my teaching career in the early 90’s in first grade. If students came into my classroom knowing their letters and sounds, the kindergarten teacher was deemed a rock star.

Now, mastery of letters and sounds is expected in the first months. 50-100 sight words are necessary by the end of the year.

Creativity and play have been replaced by more rigorous common core standards. I gave my play kitchen set to Goodwill. I kind of want it back.

 

There needs to be structure???

 

Structure is essential in the kindergarten classroom.  Students at this age notice everything.

They notice new decorations. They notice the slightest change to the schedule. Unlike your significant other, they notice your new haircut or new shoes. Kids at this age are hypersensitive. So, a strong routine is essential.

The problem is all the fun holidays or weather conditions that interfere with the routine. Sure, they are exciting and memorable for the students. For the kindergarten teacher, they suck every last bit of energy you have.

I enjoyed them when I was young. Now, not so much!

 

Full day kindergarten is mandated in most states.

 

We have five and six-year old students longer now. The goal is that more time in class will produce kids that can read, write and have strong number sense when moving on to first grade.

While I do think they learn more than when I taught half day kindergarten, it comes at a price.

The students are very tired by the afternoon. This often results in poor conduct and kids being labeled behavior problems.

According to the Rand study, kids who attended full-day kindergarten had lower levels of self-control and a more negative attitude toward learning.

Some kids just aren’t ready for a full day of school, and the classroom environment suffers.

 

They are impulsive.

 

By their very nature, every thought that pops into their tiny heads, they feel the need to have it come out of their mouths. It is very hard to teach anything when you are interrupted with:

 

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It is my Uncle Frank’s birthday today.

My cat died.

My Nana is picking me up after school.

I lost a tooth last night.

 

We love it anyway.  

 

Despite the drawbacks and job hazards, there are many reasons we chose this profession. Sometimes we forget, but it is not only the hardest but also the most rewarding job out there.

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10 Funny Things That Kindergarten Students Say That Really Aren’t Funny

10 Funny Things That Kindergarten Students Say That Really Aren’t Funny

Man, five year olds say funny things. Their innocence prevents them from knowing what they are really saying. The first thing that pops inside their brains is exactly what pops outside of their mouths.

Now, the comedy is sometimes lost on us because we are the teachers. We do have to maintain some semblance of order amongst the chaos in our kindergarten classrooms.

Sometimes, we turn around and walk away smiling. Most of the time, we hold it in until we can run to find another teacher who will be equally entertained.

Here are some of the funny things that have quite honestly made our day. (or, at times, ruined it)

Seasons for 1,000, Alex.

Amanda H from New York explains, “We were discussing what month and year it is during calendar time. For the first time during the school year, I thought to bring. “What season is it?” into the mix. One little boy, positive he has the correct answer, yells out, ‘Deer Season!’ Can you tell their family is a hunting family??”

Graph it!

When discussing different types of graphs, Maureen M. from Nevada explains that one type is called a bar graph. One student shoots up his hand, too enthusiastic to ignore. Ms. M. asks, “Yes, do you have something to say about the bar graph?”  The student replies, “My dad lovvvess the bar. He goes there all the time.”  I think Ms. M. joined him after work on that night.

A is for apple but B is for …………….?

“Butt, and my mom has a huge one,” exclaimed one of the more outspoken students in the classroom. This wasn’t something I wanted to notify the parents about on Class Dojo. Other funny words that kindergarten teachers have heard from their students while discussing beginning sounds of words:

f is for Facebook

P is for poop

W is for weed (you know, the kind you smoke.)

What exactly are you doing?

I am pretty sure this is one of those funny things that ruined my day. This was in the beginning of my teaching career. Little Tommy was drawing an imaginary line in the air with his pointer finger while looking at my face. I asked him what he was doing and he said, “I am connecting the dots.” I guess my Clearasil wasn’t doing the trick at that time.

Look at my sticker.

Susie K. from Ohio said she had one student who was extremely happy and enthusiastic one morning. He walked in proudly announcing that he had a new sticker from home. On further examination, Ms. K. noticed that it was in fact a maxi pad that he was sporting like a badge of honor.

Jimmy has a nickel.

Ann E. from Texas related this experience, “I had a little boy playing with a Barbie sort of thing. You lay pieces of fabric over the body and close the frame and it looks like their clothes. He was playing with another little girl and said he needed something to cover her big elbows. The little girl politely told him that they weren’t elbows, they were nipples. He didn’t miss a beat and responded with, ‘Ok, I need something for her nickels.’ I didn’t say a word; too busy trying not to laugh.”

Can you repeat the question, please?

Katherine Walker from Georgia tells this story about one very literal kindergarten student. “Yesterday, I was reviewing letter sounds with a group. I asked one of the girls if she could tell me what sound letter B makes. ‘Whisper,’ she told me. Trying to keep a straight face, I re-explained to her that each letter has its own special sound. I asked what sound letter C makes? ‘Shout.’ she answered. After she told me that letter D makes the scream sound, I gave up completely.”funny things kindergartners say

Open House equals Open Bar???

A fellow teacher friend Lori M. chatted with one of her sweet students who lived with her grandparents. She asked her if her family was coming to Open House. With a serious face the tiny child responded, “Papa said he is only coming if they are serving beer.” Guess Grandad was a no show at that one.

Hide the “old” photos.

Sally H, teaches in Oklahoma. She had a picture of her family on her desk. It was taken about 10 years previous. Ms. H notices one boy milling around her desk staring intently at her picture. Finally, he asks seriously, “Why are you so old now?” Not the best way to start the day.

Britches keep us in stitches.

We all have that one bold student who acts like they are 21. Kimberly P. recalls her story about one such child.

Ms. P: Somebody has on their sassy britches right now. Can you think of a kinder way to say that?
Student with attitude: Did you just call me a britch?

You can’t make this stuff up. It happens every day.

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